blackeyed-'s Diaryland Diary

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someday

I pray for the day they start carrying sex toys in Wal-Mart. Kinda like the dirty movie section at the video store, all roped off. Hee. You know they'd be advertising like crazy too. They'd have the little smiley face wearing a leather bondage mask and whistling while he knocks the prices down for nipple clamps. Rollback on rotating g-spot stimulator with multi-purpose pearls! Batteries not included. Sale on all leather restraints now through Friday! Was $28.64 now $19.97! Wal-Mart, always low prices.

Someday, someday.

12:29 p.m. - September 13, 2003

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